Dinosaur Erotica: Hole-iday Special

Greetings dinosaur-and-also-holiday-themed romance and erotica fans and welcome to theDinosaur Erotica Ho-Ho-Hole-iday Special! The most important tabletop role-playing supplement of the month for the most important tabletop role-playing game of the year.

Quite obviously to utilize this content you will need Dinosaur Erotica: The Role-Playing Game, some ten-sided dice, and a friend with whom you’re comfortable talking about fucking—or one with whom you’d like to get comfortable talking about fucking.

It’s once again that special time of year when for some reason, every two-bit hack tries to force holiday romance stories on an unwitting public. Is that because the holiday season is somehow uniquely romantic, or because it is uniquely profitable? Let’s be honest here, it’s the second. However, as an at least three-bit hack myself, even I am not immune to the consumption-based pull to shovel out holiday themed content while everyone is culturally conditioned to believe it is something they must consume in this particular season. At the very least, my ho-ho-holiday content is actually interesting, proving seasonal romance options that run the gamut from seducing your snowmannager at the Santa-themed amusement park to romancing a light-up plastic candy cane as you uncover the dark eldritch secrets behind a merry massacre. Yes, when the holiday contagion infects Dinosaur Erotica anything can happen! I mean, technically, in the wacky world of Dinosaur Erotica anything could already happen, but now there are specific rules for making specific holiday-themed things happen!

Inside you will find

• 25+ New Festive Love Interest Types
• 10+ New Holly Jolly Plot Hooks
• 20+ New Peppermint Plot Twists

All for the low low price of nuthin'... I mean you need to buy the core rules to use all that content—that's where I get ya!