Dinosaur Erotica: The Role-Playing Game

Hey there, have you ever wanted to seduce a stegosaurus, romance a sentient roller coaster, or maybe just fuck a bigfoot in the alley behind a vape shop?

Yeah, sure you haven't. Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.

Welcome to Dinosaur Erotica: The Role-Playing Game, a game of bizarre romance for two players (Or more if that’s what you're into) that lets you experience those scintillating scenarios, and millions more.

I’m intrigued, and possibly a little aroused. But pray tell, fine Internet creator, what is “Bizarre romance?”

For the purposes of this game, “Bizarre romance” refers to a niche subgenre of—mostly self-published—romance and erotica literature which feature let’s just say… uncommon themes.

It’s the kind of setting where it’s perfectly normal for the billionaire astronaut who just hired you as his secretary to also be a dinosaur, your childhood friend who’s now the local bartender in your old hometown to be the ghost of a pirate squid, or to find out the TV you’ve been watching for years suddenly confessing the feelings about you that they’ve been hiding. That’s right, it’s much more than just dinosaurs!

A world very much detached from the mundane expectations of the dark cynical world you currently find yourself in, where anything is not only possible, but probable, but most importantly, a world where the one constant is that love is real, and proving it is always a worthwhile endeavor.

Wow, That Sounds Amazing, Tell Me More!

Dinosaur Erotica provides a set of simple rules and advice for taking two players (or more, if that’s what you're into) on a wild and wacky adventure through the world of absurdist romance and erotica, where you can let your hair—and inhibitions—down and experience an intimate pulsating TTRPG experience like no other.

Not great with designing strange and fantastical scenarios in which characters can “Do the sex?”

Well fortunately for you, Dinosaur Erotica provides advice, a plot outline, and heaps of helpful tables capable of generating nearly 2 billion unique scenarios for your role-playing pleasure. As well as optional rules for solo play, and aforementioned more than two players (if that’s what you’re into).

So what are you waiting for? Join the Dinorotic Revolution today, and open yourself up to new and exciting experiences—and people. And just maybe throw off some of those tired old social norms about how and with  whom, you can talk about and experience sex and romance.

Pre-release version

This version of Dinosaur Erotica is 99% complete, the only difference between this and the final version is the addition of not-yet-received backer information and the correction of any errors found between now and when the print run is ordered.