Cottagecore Goblin Lesbians Destroy Capitalism

You are cottagecore goblin lesbians, and until recently you’d been living a simple quiet peaceful life in your delightful quaint woodland cottage with your “roommate(s).” But that all ended the day capitalism came knocking!

Maybe it was a slow knock, building up around the edges of your quiet forest home, diverting and hoarding resources only to try and sell them back to you at unreasonable prices, or maybe it was a giant cartoon steamroller that tore through the woods, dropping trendy coffee shops and overpriced food trucks in its wake. Hell, maybe you just woke up one day to find that your cottage had been sold as a yard decoration and shipped to the Big City™. However it happened, capitalism is here, threatening to destroy everything you’ve ever held dear, and it’s not going away without a fight.

Cottagecore Goblin Lesbians is a rules-lite TTRPG of anarchic sapphic goblins who just want to be left alone in their quaint woodland cottage, but must now fight against the gears trying to grind them into a fine green paste.

This special “I really do not have time to be working on this right now” Edition is fairly minimal in terms of presentation—because I really don't have time to be working on this right now—but contains the full set of playable rules.