Lemon-Stealing Whores
A downloadable meme ttrpg
You are a whore. You steal lemons. How you came to possess that unusual combination of traits is immaterial, all that matters is that they’ve given you the skills and drive you need to pull off the biggest lemon-related heist in lemon-heist history.
Lemon-Stealing Whores is a hack of Honey Heist where you step into the impractically-tall shoes of an elite group of whores about to pull off a daring lemon-heist.
| And as long as I'm here, you should really contact the big payment processors and tell them that you don't want them deciding what you should be allowed to buy, or even see on your Internet experience. Seriously, just think of all the depraved things I could have put in this game if I didn't have to worry about being censored. Some resources for that specific thing are provided below. https://yellat.money/ https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/ |
Download
Click download now to get access to the following files:
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
I like the game, it's pretty nice within its premise. The shifting stat mechanic is especially interesting, and can lead to some nice gameplay. And I like how you can pretty much recreate the original video within the rules and scenario generator.
Actually, can we get the completely over-the-top, surrealist, absurdist, unrepentantly perverse, utterly mad version of this game? Because I think you have my attention.