Great news, the apocalypse is here!

but not at the hands of zombies, aliens, or unrelenting capitalism, but rather the meaty claws of giant enemy crabs. And even better news, you’re the fucking crabs!

Become crab, as nature intended, in Crabpocalypse! A game that finally puts you in the carapace of a giant enemy crab, bringing unimaginable death and destruction upon a world that sorely deserves it!

But you don't have to take my word for it...

"It’s like Dungeons & Dragons, except not for stupid babies. I wish I’d thought of that."
-Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons

"When I’m not fucking monsters, I’m playing Crabpocalypse! Anyone who doesn’t play it isn’t allowed to see my movies."
-Guillermo del Toro, professional monster fucker

"If any of my fans could read, I'd tell them to play Crabpocalypse!"
-Matt Mercer, some kind of camgirl or something